iPhone5 or a Second Marriage?

In an effort to stay on top of the mobile phone market, Apple recently released iPhone5, its newest, fastest, and slimmest model yet.  And as the techies continued to spout off feature after feature, it made me chuckle as it sounded more like trading in a spouse than it did trading in a phone.

Listen to these quotes and remarks, all taken directly from Apple’s press release, and tell me if this sounds like a speedy phone or speed dating:

  • “Most beautiful ever”
  • Thinnest
  • Lightest
  • Taller, not wider
  • Longest lasting
  • Blazing fast
  • Stunning
  • Jaw-dropping
  • Smarter
  • Enhanced
  • More natural sounding speech
  • More natural fit
  • Increased durability
  • Define the future

And last, but not least:

  • Available

Remind me what I’m purchasing again?  Oh yeah – a PHONE…

Let me know if it changes your life. If it doesn’t, don’t fret. Another model will be along soon

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